New study confirms current thing
CITY, STATE — A groundbreaking new study has found that the current thing, and you should.
An international team of people spent the last year pouring over data from the media, government, and other trusted sources, and found clear evidence that the current thing.
“We looked at every approved thing,” said a guy, one of the lead people for the study. “And what our findings suggest is this: Not only is the current thing, but if you think the current thing is not, it is.”
So, what should we make of this study? The lead guy says it’s simple: “I would say the current thing. You can't go wrong.”
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