Pro-life senators launch new pro-IVF bumper sticker
WASHINGTON — As part of their efforts to protect access to IVF, Senators Cruz and Britt unveiled a new take on the classic “Adoption is the loving option” bumper sticker. The new design, which is available for $9.99 to help support their campaigns, reads:
“Artificially creating multiple new human embryos and then systematically destroying most of them is the loving option.”
“It doesn’t roll off the tongue as nicely as the original phrase, but we think that’s a fair trade-off for getting this important message out,” Cruz said. “As pro-life politicians, we must always stand up for the rights of the wealthy to create new life on demand, without interference from the government.”
Britt added, “Adoption is the only other alternative, and it’s just not attractive for most people. The amount of paperwork required just to save a kid from an orphanage is ridiculous, and that should not be someone’s only option.”
Cruz and Britt both noted that, as Christians, the message of Jesus is very important to them, but that the Bible is simply silent on this topic. “I mean, if you could point to something in the Bible that prioritizes caring for orphans, or sheds light on how Jesus thought of the most vulnerable in society, perhaps we would think differently. But it’s just not there,” said Britt.
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